What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:18

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The AI-generated ad that aired during the NBA finals took $2,000 and 2 days to make - Mashable
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy